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Monday, 30 May 2011

teehee





A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. 
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? 
Doctor: Denise. 
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy? 
Doctor: Denephew.


TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

this is called boredom in class..












and uh..



?!?!?!?!







u liek mi tummy???





 

imma blog srsly tonight ToT Too lazyyyy

Thursday, 26 May 2011

oooh joooyyy

so apparently now i can blog during school times.. ftw
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Oh btw, I had to be a guy today..
So i taped on some tache' on mah face lal



ME SECKSII?? YES? NO?


TEEHEEEEE

And so anyway, today for some cyberbullying thing in school we were told to search our full names on google and check out our search results..

And of all results one fascinated me a lot..


squatting.blogspot.com.. 2004. hm.. interesting. it's my sister's blog! back in 2004 when she was only 13... mhm




HAHAHAHAHAHHA kay I've grown up, it's been 7 years..
oh and LOL don't you think she types like a noob
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Good entertainment..


WHY WHY?? YOU SCARED AH??? HAHAA
but aww.. yes you're a good christian..


AND SHE CARED ABOUT HER WEIGHT!! OMG MY SIS WAS SO SKINNY 7 YEARS AGO LMAOOO why would she care -.- well teenagehood hello~

my sister is actually so cute. sadly 7 years ago i was too cute to notice that
well okay you guys can feel free to go and stalk her old diaries.. just search my name. oh you know. heh.
p.s: I love you jiejie.. Thanks for making my day. I know you know my blog. Feel free to read it without the need of growing up.



.. bye squatz!
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Wednesday, 25 May 2011

my secksii brazilian boyfriend

it's about time i revealed to you guys.

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I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
i call him chico <3 <3 <3


say hello to francisco lachowski, yes yessss
tbh i don't have much interest in whites lal.. but DAMN HE'S SPECIAL






well mehhh no dw i ain't gonna get some boyfran while i'm in aussie looool

i'll just.. wander around online at night with a boring ol' sterno face

bye byeeeee

Monday, 16 May 2011

derp

 I've been a pig and haven't been blogging...
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Forgive me, if there's still people reading my blog...
 Or at least I'm reading my own blog...
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MIGHT AS WELL POST BEAUTIFUL PICTURES I LOVE OF MYSELF.





yep, this is obviously boredom in the BORED-ing house...


jk it's not that bad, i do invite friends over!



and come join us in the darkness..



jk we have light



mehehehe....

kbye

Monday, 9 May 2011

what you need at night

GUESS WHATTT
IM ON BLOGGER AT 11.33
I GOT PAST THE FREAKING SCHOOL INTRANET!
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but here i will share with you how i survived boarding nights when i couldn't access the internet..

you will need:

torchlight

food when you b hungy

earphones trololol

and yourself

oh..

hi..

hey baby..

LOL
ohbtw i got a haircut
 

BACK TO TOPIC
things you can do..

write a diary!
camwhore and make gifs in which i cba doing atm.. old one


and actually there's nothing else. you could read a book. listen to your ipod. i don't have an ipod.


okay go back to sleep without the internet you can't do anything else.
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